"You are a good driver, aren't you?"

• Don't start yet Daddy. You are a good driver, aren't you?
• I have 11 thousand monsters here. They will come out to bite you, poop on you, and make you a mess.

Best Wishes for a Great 2013!

Good health -



Happiness -



Prosperity -


And a Peaceful World!

Lullaby and Goodnight

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!

Best wishes for a very Merry Christmas & Healthy and Happy New Year!

Don't forget to exercise regularly, all my friends!

"I have a plan."

• Look, Mom and Daddy. I have a plan. We can go to Walmart first. Then we go to the Chinese grocery store. Then we go to Costco. Then we eat lunch.  Then we take a nap. How about that?
• Daddy, please don't keep us waiting for you. That is a bad plan!
• (In a Chinese grocery store.) See, Daddy. That is the water pipe. Water goes down there. Then electricity goes down there too. That is how the machine works.

"How about a tummy pressure machine?"

I was with baby to pick up his cold medication and we saw a gentleman checking his blood pressure in a machine outside the pharmacy counter.

• Daddy, what is that thing called?
• It is a blood pressure machine, to check blood pressure, and actually heart rate too.
• Oh. I see. How about a tummy pressure machine?
• Good thinking. Let me think about it.

Looks like baby will have potential in engineering.

"You get what you get and you don't throw a fit"

Hmmm, I learned a new phrase today.

Throw a fit: get very angry and fly into rage.

小朋友的周日午餐 (12-09-2012)

• Orange pepper
• Brussel Sprouts
• Salmon (Sockeye)
• Brocolli
• Chicken wing (with potato and carrot)
• Rice
• Celery

"Thank you Mom!"

"You are Mom. You don't cry."

• Mom bumped her head slightly on the car door and pretended to be crying. Baby saw it and said,
• You are Mom. You don't cry.

• Baby woke up and asked to go pee-pee. Daddy took him to the bathroom and commented that baby did not even have a diaper on. Baby said,
• You and Mom are so crazy that you dont put a diaper on me.

儿童食谱：煎水饺 (fried dumpling)

小朋友最近喜欢上了煎水饺。有几个小细节：

• 水饺：猪肉，菠菜，白菜，蘑菇，胡萝卜，生姜
• 煎法：葡萄子油烧热，将冻饺子挨个放好，煎到油“很热”。加适量的水，盖锅盖，大火烧开。
• 我们用的是玻璃锅盖，可以看到里面有多少水。
• 估计水快干了，改小火煎直到水干为止。
• 出锅，点一点酱油。

给小朋友吃之前一定要试一下烫不烫。

辅菜：brocolli （水煮，加盐）

冬天了，时不时可以加一个prune sauce (first prune, Whole Foods) 以防便秘。

“我有两个宝宝”

• 妈妈，我有两个baby. 一个baby boy, 一个baby girl. 他们都在幼儿园。
• 是吗？他们都叫什么名字啊？
• Baby boy 叫嘎嘎，baby girl 叫古嘎。(爸爸评议：baby girl 应当叫 lady 好了。“lady, 嘎嘎，吃饭！”)
• 哦，好可爱的名字。那你wife的名字呢？
• 都嘎。他们吃了好多的carrot.